An exasperated Oprah Winfrey was compelled to interrupt Kamala Harris to reply a border query for the vapid VP.
Winfrey held a two-hour Unite for America livestream for Kamala Thursday evening, a star-studded occasion that wasn’t actually star-studded. Chris Rock, Ben Stiller, and Jennifer Lopez, and others weren’t truly within the room. They had been watching via their computer systems like everybody else. After quarter-hour they had been most likely enjoying solitaire.
All through the night, Vice President Phrase Salad Annie refused to reply a single query or make information. However issues obtained particularly awkward when Oprah hit her restrict on Kamala’s nonsense.
A younger man requested Kamala a really simple query: “What will probably be your particular steps for strengthening the border?”
That’s it. That’s all of the man requested. That’s not a loaded query. It’s a softball. However right here’s what he obtained and right here’s what I believe was going via Oprah’s head over the subsequent interminable three minutes (the quotes from Kamala are actual)…
KAMALA: So it’s an exquisite and necessary query. I, , my background was as a prosecutor, and I used to be additionally the elected Legal professional Common for 2 phrases of a border state. So this isn’t a theoretical challenge for me. That is one thing I’ve truly labored on. I’ve prosecuted transnational prison organizations for the trafficking of weapons, medicine, and human beings. I take very critically the significance of getting a safe border and guaranteeing the security of the American folks.
OPRAH: Good job, girlfriend. You backfilled your reply along with your expertise.
KAMALA: Sadly, the place we are actually may be traced most just lately again to the truth that when the US Congress, members of congress, together with probably the most conservative Republicans, got here up with a border safety invoice—and right here’s what that border safety invoice would’ve completed: it will’ve put 1500 extra border brokers on the border. Let me inform you, these border brokers are working across the clock. It will’ve been about giving them some assist and reduction, which might be why the border brokers truly endorsed the invoice. It will have allowed us to stem the circulate of fentanyl. And I’m folks from everywhere in the nation right here, so I don’t want to inform the oldsters who’re watching this what fentanyl has completed to households, to youngsters in our nation and the necessity to take critically stemming the circulate coming into our nation; and addressing that extraordinary and tragic challenge when it comes to its impact.
OPRAH: Okay, Kamala… We get it. It’s everybody else’s fault you opened the border extensive open to third-world Democrats. And all of us thanks for that. However this younger man and the nation are on the lookout for specifics. We each know you’ll by no means safe the border, and all of us thanks for that, however let’s inform some particular lies and transfer on.
KAMALA: The invoice would’ve allowed us to have extra assets to prosecute transnational prison organizations. And it will’ve been a part of the answer. And Donald Trump referred to as up these of us and stated, Don’t put that invoice on the ground for a vote.
OPRAH: Blaming Trump is nice. I forgot about that. However let’s get to the specifics earlier than the questioner falls asleep on his ft.
KAMALA: He blocked the invoice, and why? As a result of he most well-liked to run on the issue as an alternative of fixing the issue.
OPRAH: Obtained it! All of us obtained it. I swear, we obtained it. Now you’re going to reply, proper?
KAMALA: And he has put his private political safety earlier than border safety.
OPRAH: Chocolate pie. Chocolate pie. Chocolate pie.
KAMALA: As a result of perceive that even within the intervening months what that invoice would have completed to provide assist to of us who care about this challenge.
OPRAH: Bare Stedman unsnaps my girdle whereas I watch Actual Housewives and McDonald’s wrappers fall round my ft like Autumn leaves.
KAMALA: And this once more will get to the purpose about what does management actually appear to be. And, is it about you, or is it concerning the folks? Is it about operating on issues or fixing issues?
OPRAH: Salad… Salad… Sal—Wait, why am I desirous about salad? After which the girdle flies open and my girth is unleashed, and—Salad. Salad. No! No!… Why—The place am–
KAMALA: My work and my profession have at all times been about saying let’s repair issues.
OPRAH: Phrase salad. World salad! Oh, no… Girlfriend’s nonetheless speaking and saying nothing and doing that bizarre shit along with her fingers. Barry warned me about this!
KAMALA: Let’s tackle the wants as a result of we all know it’s in our capability to do this.
OPRAH: Watch me save her ass with one sentence. That is why I’m the queen, bitchezz… “So to reply Justin’s query, now that that invoice is gone and hasn’t handed, will you introduce that?”
KAMALA: Completely.
OPRAH: And that’s why I’m Oprah and she or he’s Willie Brown’s growing older sidepiece.
Look ahead to your self. Inform me I’m fallacious:
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