As a semi-professional bike blogger, I do my breast to remain abest of the most recent cycling-related information:
[Story is here, but don’t click, the site’s a nightmare.]
This explicit incident started when one older gentleman admonished one other to “get a horn,” and that kind of impudence is not going to stand, by gosh!
The article doesn’t specify what method of “cussing” ensued, but when solely the sufferer had used a correct horn the complete episode may need been averted:
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As cyclists, we’ve all skilled unsolicited commentary from pedestrians and different street customers, and probably the most frequent one I’ve heard through the years by far is “Get a helmet!,” or “The place’s your helmet?,” or some variation thereof. Subsequent comes the bell-related complaints, with half the complainants offended at me as a result of I didn’t ring a bell, and the opposite half offended as a result of I did ring a bell. It’s an actual guessing sport relating to bell-ringing since you actually don’t know the way individuals are going to react, and till you really do it (or don’t) you’ve obtained an actual Schrödinger’s Cat state of affairs in your fingers in that the pedestrian is concurrently grateful and aggravated. The final time this occurred to me was significantly irritating as a result of I used to be so positive I’d guessed proper–some man was taking on a great portion of the trail along with his canine, and so I gave advance warning by sounding my bell earlier than I handed. This despatched him right into a rage, and he knowledgeable me angrily that I may have stated “In your left” as an alternative.
Go determine.
As of but I’ve by no means been advised to get a horn, however in the end I’m positive I’ll encounter somebody who’s livid that I’m not driving round like Harpo Marx:
However staying on high of the media isn’t simply concerning the newest altercation. There’s additionally staying on high of the most recent merchandise, which is particularly tough once you don’t care about any of them. Plus, I’m simply confused. For instance, is this headline a typo or a pun?
I resent the reference to “yesteryear’s panache.” There’s a well-liked notion within the biking world that merely making a motorcycle out of metal immediately makes it “traditional” or imbues it with “heritage” or one thing:
Sorry, simply because it has a lug doesn’t make it a “throwback to how racing bikes was.” It’s a contemporary street bike with discs. The fabric is secondary. These of us who’re cranky and ornery and caught prior to now don’t settle for it. I imply it appears to be like like a pleasant bike and all, however you’re not one in every of us. Go stand over there with the remainder of the PNS jerseys:
I’m additionally not impressed by any of this:
Most if not all bikes are completed, and what do I care of the builder had assist alongside the way in which? As for “carbon footprint,” I don’t care about that both. I hope Grant’s not studying this, but when Rivendell needed to kill one (1) whale for each bike they made I’d nonetheless experience one.
Largely.
They usually might stroll the tubes throughout the road or no matter over there at Cinelli, however except they’re additionally strolling the bike to your own home after it’s completed what the hell distinction does that make?
Then once more it does examine favorably to different extra confusingly-named bikes, although it’s “transmissive of street texture:”
I’m undecided what which means, however you must use both a condom or a dental dam whereas driving it simply to be protected.
One other bike that will get an excessive amount of credit score for being metal is the Ritchey Highway Logic:
Certain, this one really has rim brakes and is pretty conventional, although they needed to blow it with the plastic fork and the built-in headset:
I imply it’s an actual disgrace. Why would they try this? It makes the pinnacle tube appear to be a snake that’s swallowed an egg:
Then there are the tales that actually make you assume:
Sadly we’re all too used to studying about fellow cyclists dying, however I actually didn’t anticipate to learn this:
I’ve actually been stung whereas driving, and I’ve additionally swallowed loads of bugs, however till now this chance had by no means even occurred to me.
It’s vital to remain protected, however there’s solely a lot you are able to do, and it’s equally if no more vital to take advantage of out of each day.
