We give in to the temptation of Ohsho’s “Extraordinarily Immoral” gyoza.
Our reporter Yuichiro Wasai’s spouse let loose a wail as she moved as distant within the room as she may from him. Her lamentations have been so loud that he was afraid she’d wake their child, who was sleeping within the different room, however his implorations for her to maintain her voice down have been falling on deaf ears. Turning her again to him, she opened the window and let the push of evening air wash over her for half a minute, and when she turned again to face him once more, he may see the unabated fury nonetheless burning in her eyes.
“Why are you so mad at me?”, Yuichiro needed to ask the love of his life, however he knew what he had accomplished…identical to he knew that the shock, disappointment, and anger written plainly on his spouse’s face was completely justified. On that day, Yuichiro had gotten up within the morning and gone to the workplace, identical to ordinary. However after he clocked out, as a substitute of heading straight dwelling to the place his loving spouse and youngster have been ready, Yuichiro had taken a detour and dedicated a grave transgression for a married man.
He’d eaten the Extraordinarily Immoral Garlic Meat Meat Meat Deep-fried Gyoza, and he smelled horrible.
After leaving the workplace, Yuichiro had gone to Osaka Ohsho, a part of the Ohsho group of eating places (Osaka Ohsho is run a bit extra like a pub, whereas its sister model Gyoza no Ohsho is extra like an off-the-cuff Chinese language restaurant). No matter which department of the Ohsho household tree you go to, although, their specialty is gyoza, and the Extraordinarily Immoral Garlic Meat Meat Meat Deep-fried Gyoza (or Haitoku Sugiru Ninniku Niku Niku Niku Agegyoza, when you’re ordering them in Japanese), are the most recent sort of pot stickers on Osaka Ohsho’s menu.
To offer you a way of perspective, Ohsho’s normal pan-fried gyoza are already fairly heavy on the garlic, moreso than many different pot stickers in Japan the place the leeks can play a serious position within the taste profile. Then, a yr in the past, Osaka Ohsho got here out with Garlic Meat Meat Meat Gyoza, pan-fried gyoza with an extra-meaty filling.
▼ Garlic Meat Meat Meat Gyoza
Now they’ve prolonged that idea to make the Extraordinarily Immoral Garlic Meat Meat Meat Deep-fried Gyoza, which along with being deep-fried as a substitute of pan-fried, are lined in garlic sauce!
Oh, sorry, they’re lined in two totally different sorts of garlic sauce, a garlic butter sauce and a garlic tartar sauce. They’re additionally sprinkled with a little bit of inexperienced onion too, as a result of actually, at this level, why not add much more to the bouquet your breath goes to have after you eat these?
And eat them Yuichiro did! As powerfully tasty as they’re powerfully pungent, the Extraordinarily Immoral Garlic Meat Meat Meat Deep-fried Gyoza crammed Yuichiro with pleasure with every chew, at the same time as he knew, deep in his coronary heart, that with each a kind of bites the possibility of his spouse being livid at his odor later that evening was rising exponentially.
▼ Should cease…can’t cease…gained’t cease…
Yuichiro didn’t do a lot to mitigate the injury when he determined to additionally order up a plate of Garlic Meat Meat Meat Gyoza for comparability taste-testing functions/additional decadence.
To nobody’s shock, sure, the Extraordinarily Immoral Garlic Meat Meat Meat Deep-fried Gyoza has a a lot stronger garlic style than even the Garlic Meat Meat Meat Gyoza. Not solely do the 2 sorts of garlic sauce amp the depth up a number of levels, the stronger presence of the deep-fried gyoza pores and skin softens the perceived meatiness only a bit, so the garlic actually does run rampant with the Extraordinarily Immoral Garlic Meat Meat Meat Deep-fried Gyoza.
The Extraordinarily Immoral Garlic Meat Meat Meat Deep-fried Gyoza are priced at 440 yen (US$3.15), and the Garlic Meat Meat Meat Gyoza at 390. Perhaps not the most affordable gyoza round, however an excellent worth contemplating how tasty and filling they’re, and in addition low-cost sufficient that Yuichiro may simply match an ice-cold beer into his price range, which paired completely with the gyoza.
So, um, yeah, actually the one teeny, tiny draw back to this was that when Yuichiro bought dwelling and walked within the door, he completely reeked…and he nonetheless reeked after he brushed his enamel and went to mattress…and he nonetheless reeked when he bought up the subsequent morning. Simply how highly effective was the scent? Yuichiro’s spouse may inform which rooms of their house he’d been in that morning, since he left a garlicky gyoza olfactory path wherever he’d been.
Fortunately for Yuichiro, the Extraordinarily Immoral Garlic Meat Meat Meat Deep-fried Gyoza are a restricted time merchandise, and can solely be accessible till November 1. Nonetheless, so as to protect his marriage, over the subsequent few weeks he’s going to be going through a take a look at of willpower to not eat them on a regular basis…except, in fact, he splits an order with the remainder of his household in order that they’ll all share the scrumptious guilt.
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