Properly, trip is now only a reminiscence, and it’s nice to be again on the fringe of the town in a panorama blighted by awful drivers in fraudulently-registered autos and strewn with discarded Citi Bikes:
It’s all the time somewhat bit onerous to return again to New York Metropolis. (Regardless that the photograph above is definitely Yonkers.) When pressed about why we reside right here, New Yorkers typically cite all of the “tradition” we don’t participate in after which finally fall again on the eating places, which is the New York Metropolis model of Stockholm Syndrome. Plus, the eating places at the moment are simply making the town even worse, since you’ll be able to’t get wherever with out having to dodge meals supply folks on motorscooters.
“So which bike did you carry with you in your trip?,” you’re most likely not questioning. Properly, the terrain up there requires first rate tire clearance and wide-range gearing, and in years previous standout performers have included the Milwaukee, the Jones, and the A. Homer Hilsen. Nonetheless, this yr after a lot deliberation I made a wildly impetuous last-second resolution to carry a bicycle with none of these attributes. As a substitute, having famous its resemblance to the Starfleet insignia from Star Trek, I went with George Plimpton’s Y-Foil, a.okay.a. The Charity Experience Destroyer, virtually solely for a single photo-op:
That’s the Star Trek Unique Collection Set Tour in Ticonderoga, NY–and sure, William Shatner will certainly be showing there in November:
I ought to level out that William Shatner is 93 years previous, so the truth that he’s nonetheless prepared and in a position to journey all the way in which to Ticonderoga of all locations to entertain his followers is deeply spectacular. Whereas I’m not a Trekkie myself, even I’m tempted to return for the occasion, if solely to get the Y-Foil signed. Certain, George Plimpton’s Y-Foil could also be particular, however George Plimpton’s Y-Foil signed by Admiral James T. Kirk could be nothing wanting a priceless artifact.
However there’s additionally another excuse I introduced the Y-Foil. As a short-lived bike with a polarizing design the Y-Foil is one thing of a “cult bike,” in addition to a clean canvas upon which bike nerds of all stripes have projected numerous expressions of dorkiness:
However whereas I all the time considered it as simply an aero bike for folks with Tridork tendencies…
…I just lately realized it was designed to just accept a suspension fork, and historical discussion board threads point out that it was in actual fact particularly developed for Paris-Roubaix:
No. The final time Trek had a motorbike disqualified for Paris Roubaix, it value them a fortune. The Y-Foil (Y66 & Y77) fashions have been designed from the get-go to be a Paris Roubaix bike, with a taller commonplace fork that you possibly can substitute a Rockshox Ruby suspension fork for, with out altering the geometry.
So if the Y-Foil was truly meant to be a cobble-killer then I and plenty of others have had this bike fully unsuitable all these years. This I assumed may very well be a enjoyable topic for a brand new Outdoors column, and I’ve even received a name arrange with a former Trek engineer who labored on the bike to study extra. Within the meantime although I figured I ought to see the way it handles Vermont gravel:
I’ll save the remainder for the Outdoors column, which can most likely be the primary time any mainstream life-style publication has talked about the Y-Foil since 1997, when it made the quilt of Bicycling’s Editors’ Selection challenge:
All I might discover was the quilt, however I guess they didn’t check it on gravel as a result of in 1997 using bicycles on gravel hadn’t been invented but. Clearly although they have been so dazzled by the bike’s radical form and golden hue that they didn’t even discover it was within the small-small combo. I suppose it could be equally straightforward to not discover a shapely bikini mannequin has spinach in her enamel whereas capturing the Sports activities Illustrated Swimsuit Challenge.
Additionally like thongs, there has lengthy been prurient curiosity in bikes with out seat tubes. Think about the curiously named “Flying Gate”…
…which evidently you’ll be able to nonetheless purchase:
Or how about an artisanal Y-Foil produced from titanium?
And for those who’ve given up on the concept of ever uncrossing your eyes once more there’s all the time the RoundTail™:
It’s going to liberate you from the tyranny of the triangle:
With typical diamond geometry, jarring vibrations are channeled on to the rider’s backbone. For any rider in any self-discipline, consolation issues, which is why bike firms have spent thousands and thousands growing composites to ship a extra snug trip. However they’ve been caught for many years, enslaved to the idea of a triangle.
Right here’s extra from the inventor:
Just like the Y-Foil, the RoundTail is designed to offer extra consolation by introducing somewhat vertical flex within the rear–and likewise just like the Y-Foil it harkens again to a time earlier than it occurred to anyone that a better manner of doing that might be to design a motorbike that allowed for barely bigger tires. Notice how no person right here is on tires wider than 25mm, together with these riders of ample body:
Talking of huge tires, I didn’t solely carry the Y-Foil with me:
I could also be loopy, however I’m not silly.
